UP Graffiti Reload

Sa FA (Fine Arts) Wall:

“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.

AS (Arts & Sciences Bldg.) chairs:

“push button to eject seatmate”

“push button to eject urself”

“push button to kill teacher.”

“push button to eject teacher”

…..reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”

AS cubicle:

“Donate your bu*b*l here..” tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan…

AS chair :

“you know bobo? bobo is you!”

AS 1st floor CR:

“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious…”

AS 1st floor CR uli:

” Im a simple gay “
tapos me sumagot:
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! “
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”

CHEM:

Chem chair:

“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”

Another chem chair:

“You Boron!!!”

BIO:

Bio chair:

“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”

FO Santos:

“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”

ENG’G:

Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:

“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“The future you are holding is very small.”

GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:

“takas ng ward 7”

MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:

“SUMAPI SA NPA!”
may sumagot:
“PAANO?”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”

sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:

“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.

“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.

nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD!”
tas may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
–WORLD”

3rd floor math cr:

“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”

UPIS

sa loob ng music room:

“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!”
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka”
tas may sumagot uli
“weh”
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak! kokak!”

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons:

“Do not steal. The government hates competition”

men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:

“Remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”

men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:

“If you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”

NIGS:

sa isang upuan:

“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”

MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
” mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”

KALAI:

nietzsche-“god is dead”
God- “Nietzsche is dead!”

Shopping Center:

sa labas ng PNB:

“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”

sa girls’ CR:

“Bawal ang vandal Dito!… Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”

sa girls’ CR uli:

“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God.”