Glycogen Storage Diseases

Lyrics:
TYPE I
Von Gierke’s disease
Von Gierke’s disease,
Von Gierke’s disease,
Von Gierke’s disease
No glucose-6-phosphatase
But plenty of lactate
No glucose-6-phosphatase
But plenty of lactate
Von Gierke’s disease,
Von Gierke’s disease
No sugar when you fast
And your liver grows fat
Glucose-6-phosphate
Is what you accumulate
Von Gierke’s disease
TYPE II
Pompe, pompe, you took my heart away
And my muscles are all frayed, I can’t play
Glycogen misplaced, missing alpha-glucosidase
Has filled my lysosomes with waste
Pompe, pompe, save my heavy heart I pray
Cuz my muscles are all frayed, I can’t play
Glycogen misplaced, missing alpha-glucosidase
Is gone and filled my lysosomes with waste
Pompe, pompe, you took my heart away
And my muscles are all frayed, I can’t play
Glycogen misplaced, missing alpha-glucosidase
Has filled my lysosomes with waste
Pompe, pompe, save my heavy heart I pray
Cuz my muscles are all frayed, I can’t play
Glycogen misplaced, missing alpha-glucosidase
Is gone and filled my lysosomes with waste
TYPE III
You’d think I’m von Gierke’s
But I’m just not that jerky
Debranching would be helpful
But losing me’s not harmful
You’d think I’m von Gierke’s
But I’m just not that jerky
Debranching would be helpful
But losing me’s not harmful
You’d think I’m von Gierke’s
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
But I’m just not that jerky
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
Debranching would be helpful
But losing me’s not harmful
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
You’d think I’m von Gierke’s
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
But I’m just not that jerky
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
Debranching would be helpful
But losing me’s not harmful
(Debranching 1,6 babe)
TYPE V
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Got glycogen in my muscle
Can’t break it down
Pump iron at the beach
Then my piss is turning brown
Cramps in my arms,
my legs, and in my back,
Glycogen phosphorylase
is causing these attacks
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Micky Micky Mc McArdle McArdle
Macah Macah Macah Micky McArdle
Got glycogen in my muscle
Can’t break it down
Pump iron at the beach
Then my piss is turning brown
Cramps in my arms,
my legs, and in my back,
Glycogen phosphorylase
is causing these attacks