Girl and Boy

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No way.

Girl: What would you choose: your life or me?

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says…

The reason you never cross my mind is because you’re always on my mind.
The reason why I don’t like you is because I love you.
The reason I don’t want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I’m not willing to do you anything for you is because Iwould do everything
for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Awww… Isn’t that sweet?!