Simple Friend vs. Real Friend

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. 

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight. 
 
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
 
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. 
 
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it. 
 
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!