Ang pagpapatawa is a serious business.

I was reading this book Pinoy Jokes and I realized that Filipinos do have quite a sense of humor. 🙂

Here are some of my favorites:

Utang
Mike: Pare, pautang naman ng P200!
Peter: Pare, P100 lang ang dala ko.
Mike: Ah, sige, isandaan lang muna. Basta ha, may utang ka pa sa akin na P100.

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Ang Gusto Mo
Binata: Susungkitin ko ag buwan at mga bituin, at iaalay ko sa ‘yo!
Dalaga: Shut up! Hindi mo nga masungkit ang kulangot mo, bituin pa kaya?!
Binata: Ay, sorry! Hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!

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Wrong Mistake
Pinaghandaan ng isang binat ang sasabiin niya upang mapasagot ang dalagang minamahal.
Boy: Will you be my wedding?
Girl: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Boy: What’s laughing?
Girl: Wrong gramming!

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Naninibago Pa
Pasahero: Mama… (tinapik sa balikat ang driver)
Taxi Driver: Waaaah!
Pasahero: Bakit ho kayo sumigaw?
Taxi Driver: Pasensya na po, ale. 25 years kasi akong driver ng punerarya. Ngayon lang ako nag-drive ng taxi kaya  naninibago pa. Sori talaga!

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The Tale of the Scientists
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist went to the beach for the first time. They were all amazed.
Physicist: I wonder how much force the waves of the ocean can produce?
Suddenly, the physicist dived into the water to find out. But he never returned.
Biologist: Behold! The ocean must possess so many life forms below!
Thus, the biologist dived into the water to investigate. He, too, never returned.
Then, the Chemist took his pen and paper and wrote down, “The Physicist and the Biologist are both soluble in water.”

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😀 That’s all for now! Hope I made you laugh (or smile)! 😀