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    Girl and Boy

    Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy:…

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    Styles Of Courtship According To…

    THE VARSITY DUDEOpening line: “You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so inspired.”His game plan: He’s gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he scoresFirst move: He’ll give you free tickets to his gamesFirst…